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WWE 2K BATTLEGROUNDS [‘Battle’ Royal Review]: No! No! No!

WWE 2K Battlegrounds is so bad that it doesn't even deserve a full review. Fuck, it's bad. The only positive is the huge roster. But, surprise-- you have to unlock most of it! It does the tried-and- true "premium currency" shtick: you can unlock this with in-game currency, no problem; but it'll take you three …

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SAMURAI JACK / THE IRON OATH / FORECLOSED / ETC. [#G3G2020]: Battle Through Time.

June 11th will be forever remembered for the PS5 unveiling-- and for its hideous design. Don't @ me ponies; I can't wait for Miles Morales. But as it turns out, a slew of games were announced before the unveiling. Here are a few that stood out --for better or worse-- starting with Samurai Jack, which …

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ORI AND THE WILL OF THE WISPS [Face-Off Review]: Me.Tried.Vain.Yeah!

"DEACON" FELIPE CRESPO: HELLO-AH! TO THE.. CONGRE-GATIONNN-AH, Matt! Been a while since I did one of these. It's the notorious F.E.L.I.P.E. and I'm happy to go the Nicholas Cage/John Travolta route with you on this highly anticipated Xbox exclusive, Ori and the Will of the Wisps. Now, I should remind you, man, that I didn't …

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