DEADPOOL 2 [Film Review]: Three’s Hump-on-me.

Well, I’m just sitting here…wearing my Jergens Hermetically-Sealed-Self-Lubricating-Hazmat-Grade Bodysuit (complete w/ a sphincter-diameter-engorging, triple-ripple-unicorn-plug-attachment), hunkered down cheeks-deep in Wade Wilson’s lime-stained peanut-log basin; all the while lung-sucking a two-part mixture of M-Pro 7 gun oil and Liberal Penetrator firearm solvent, wondering how I’m going to up the bullet chamber count from our GHG Deadpool Movie …

SIDEWAYS / DARK NIGHTS RISING / KICK-ASS [Reviews]: The Chase is On!

Greetings from the East Coast, fellow geeks and geekettes. We've got snow, wind, cold, and plenty of comics to go over. Introductions are done, so it's time to move on to... Sideways #1??? Really??? Yeah…I got yer fukkn Sideways…‘til Tuesday. What is it with DC (and Marvel) continually regurgitating the same, tired, bullshit comic book tropes …

FISTFUL of COMICS [Mini-Reviews]: The Flash, Guardians of the Galaxy, Jetsons and Eternity!

Hey geeks and geekettes! Welcome to GHG’s renewed Fistful of Comics, where — rather than focusing at length on a mere handful of drops for the week — we’ll be giving quick thoughts on the majority of important funnybooks released with least one extensive focal comic of the week. Hopefully our swift blurbs will give you …