DEADPOOL 2 [Film Review]: Three’s Hump-on-me.

Well, I’m just sitting here…wearing my Jergens Hermetically-Sealed-Self-Lubricating-Hazmat-Grade Bodysuit (complete w/ a sphincter-diameter-engorging, triple-ripple-unicorn-plug-attachment), hunkered down cheeks-deep in Wade Wilson’s lime-stained peanut-log basin; all the while lung-sucking a two-part mixture of M-Pro 7 gun oil and Liberal Penetrator firearm solvent, wondering how I’m going to up the bullet chamber count from our GHG Deadpool Movie …

CABLE / SAGA / RAPTURE / I AM GROOT / TEEN TITANS / THE SOVEREIGNS / VENOM [Reviews]: Back II The Future.

With Marvel Comics reverting the X-titles to the “fun” of the 90s (i.e. big action villains with subtle messages of progressivism), former Cable scribe James Robinson returns to the time-jumping mutant title with artist Carlos Pacheco (Uncanny X-Men). Robinson’s return to Cable is almost what you want in a first issue; it has suspense, mystery, …

SHE-HULK / X-FORCE / THE FUSE #1 [Reviews]: All You Need is Love/Violence!

If a website named GodHatesGeeks is offering their best Valentine's Day wishes, then you got to know there's something screwey going on. And that's exactly the type of twisted fairytales we received in this week's edition of Fistful of Comics. If you like your romance all Harley Quinned-the-$%*& up, then you'll likely have no problem …

There’s a catastrophic event in the future of MarvelNOW!, and only Cable and X-Force can stop it.

   CABLE AND X-FORCE   Apologizes my faithful readers, other gigs and projects have had me swamped for the past two weeks. What a week to miss too! I missed all the fun of Avengers 1# -- but Moody didn't, check out his review -- and what a bigger Avengers entails!  Not to worry though, I …