The Ultimate KICK-ASS SummerSlam [Podcast]: Take that, Mother#$%^&*!!!

Wow. With a weekend fully loaded with the self-proclaimed "hottest event of the summer" and the much-anticipated sequel to Matthew Vaughn's near-classic crime-crushing clown caper, GHG just had to throw it all at ya in one. And that's OK. Join the "Reverend" Joe Rivera, "Sister" Sherice, "Monsignor" Travis Moody and, our latest contributing clergymember to …

ELYSIUM [Face-Off Review]: ‘Bourne’ on the Fifth of LA…

Nicole "Naughty Angel" Brunner: So, I'm guessing this is the first time GodHatesGeeks has ever done a review via text message? "Monsignor" Travis Moody: Yeah, we're setting trends; what can we say! (And going to fix lots of spellcheck...) Let's give our faithful the lowdown on the film we're going to review, shall we? Brunner: …

THE CONJURING [Review]: These demons like to keep it.. ‘All in the Family’.

My brethren, you know I'm not a big horror fan. I even wish I avoided moving furniture into cobwebby basements in my past New England life - the everywhere location for just about anything horror -- but it seems to me that there are really two common types of horror flicks: ¬†instant gorefests and subtle …

PACIFIC RIM [Review]: Finally, that ‘Smart’ Summer Blockbuster.

Only when the massive monsters and giant mechs do all the talking, of course. Pacific Rim is the most interesting movie of the year, if only because the premise reads like a dumb b-movie idea from a state college C+ film student (read: me), but lays behind one of Hollywood's brightest minds in Guillermo del …