HALLOWEEN (2018) [Review]: No Trick; This One’s A Treat.

What's happening, peoples? It's your boy ‘The Belser’ and I’m back on the movie review tip after a bit of a hiatus. By’ hiatus’, I mean I just haven’t had the chance to watch anything that really interested me. This particular movie, however, I've been looking forward to for quite some time. The newest installment …

AMERICAN HORROR STORY – HOTEL [Season 5 Premiere Review]: Such a Lovely Place.

For the record I’ve been watching American Horror Story since Day 1 and, still, the first season, “Murder House”, is my favorite. It was an effectively simple story about an old haunted house that a couple new to Los Angeles moved into--with all the crazy and deadly secrets that came with it. Now that we’re on to Season …

MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES / OUIJA [Reviews]: Feat your eyes; Protect those ears!

Mike Tyson Mysteries could be the name of the book of Mike Tyson’s career path. He’s a former, undisputed heavyweight boxing champion that broke the rules inside and outside of the ring, ended up spending some time in jail and then went on to become a fully self-aware cameo joke — first in The Hangover …

A Dog’d-out Horror Story: 7 Psycho’s Walking alongside a Dead ‘Weenie.

Crumble. How does one go about sliding in the slew of splendidly horrifying suspense and terror entertainment into one blog? You just do. Or else. With "The Walking Dead" and "American Horror Story: Asylum" breaking down your antenna bunnies on October 14th and 17th, respectively, there's a couple of reasons to hit the local cinema …