Don’t admit you’re a nerd. It just means DOOM!

Don’t admit you’re a nerd. It just means DOOM!

[audio:|titles=The Devil’s Rejects Song]Everyone these days wants to be a nerd. A dweeb. A geek.

It’s the new cool. Hell, I just got back from a hike with a hot chick complete with twin poodle dogs, pink hat and matching twinkle-dink SUV.

She told me geeks were cool. I’m watching “Green Lantern: The Animated Series” on my porch. With no shirt off. And a major sunburn the color of Peter Parker’s pajamas…


Regardless of the things we like, the way we look, the way we want to be portrayed.. we’re all just.. nerds. And we’re all.. just.. ready for the baddest fucking comic-hero-slash-sci-fizzile-slash-gunz-n-roses’-slash-featured-drunk-with-vicodin-vexed-wrasslin’-sketch-oh-shit-forgot-fantasy-graphic-novel-movie-slash-horrific-sketch-acting-slash-slashing-butt-chasing-youtube-shit-ever-slashers.

And your whole area.