TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES [Face-Off Review]: More than TMNTs the Eye!

The "Deacon E" Esko and "Monsignor" Moody are back with another edition of Geek vs. Nerd. You may have remembered our not-so-much-a-squander that was our EA Sports UFC "Face-Off". This time, we may have a little more to twist tortoise shells about, as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise means a little more to our nostalgic …

TRANSFORMERS – AGE OF EXTINCTION [Review]: Oops!…Bay Did It Again.

Michael Bay, director of Transformers: Age of Extinction, played with The Goddamn Wu’s mind. Again. Like Britney, I got lost in the game, hit from all of Bay's stunning cinematography, classic high-budget action, and explosions (with the use of a new IMAX 3D Camera), and it's certainly not a shock that this Baybuster is the …

MPH / TMNT 30th / INVINCIBLE [Reviews]: Ch-ch-ch-Changes!

Hey all you bare-knuckle comic book brawlers! It’s about to be another epic bout of Fistful of Comics here in the ring at the Congregation of Cool. We bring more prizefighting, no-holds-barred, bare-knuckle reviews of this weeks new releases. So, if any of you weak-chinned motherf***ers didn’t throw down your gloves at your local comics …

CES ’14 [Wrap-Up]: Where Vinny Mac had TWO WORDS for Mr. Bay…

WWE NETWORK! ...or more apropros, Suck it. (More on that later.) Another CES has passed, as your faithful Nerd Apostle was able to get his hands on all the great gadgets and witness first hand all the epic moments of the week. First let's begin with: Hi, my names Lance Paul and I am tech-aholic! …