STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT II / NEED FOR SPEED PAYBACK [Hands-On Impressions]: EA Play!

E3 is upon us! It’s an exciting time for nerds around the world. I was fortunate enough to spend some time playing Star Wars: Battlefront II’s multiplayer during this year’s EA Play, which, btw, was a great event despite horrendous lines, having to pay for your own food/drinks, and limited swag. At least there was …

GHG VIDEO GAME POWER RANKINGS [October]: The Chief Awakens.

Taking a note from sports publications such as CBS and ESPN, we've got this little new feature at GodHatesGeeks called the Power Rankings. What this means is that our nerd-clergy will rank the very best of 4 mediums of this year's popular geek culture, including movies, TV shows, video games, and comics (both Big 2 …

NEED FOR SPEED [Review]: In NEED of mo’ than a Tune-Up.

All it took was the name Need For Speed to catch the attention of this classic PlayStation 2-era video gamer. Hard to believe, the Bishop-at-Large is an actual diehard pedal-to-the-metal adrenaline junkie. Over the last decade and a half, I spent countless hours finding most of the shortcuts and secrets throughout many of the series' …

TOMB RAIDER [X1/PS4 Review]: Exploring the ‘Definitive’ Realm of Next-Gen.

Getting some play-time in with the Xbox One, issues and praises for the hardware, and why a second trip to Yamatai is warranted on Microsoft’s new console. We’ve recently passed the two-month mark on the Xbox One’s retail launch, and needless to say, I’m impressed. The console is packing some serious power within its sexy …

E3 [Day 2, Pt. 1]: For all my Hackers & Hot Rodders.

There was an underlying theme in Wednesday's "longest day" of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, and that was distractions. Distractions are merely the new, finest way to overcome the darn A.I. in many of the hottest next-gen games. From the blistering phat beats of an ol' school boom-box.. to surveillance-controlled canines.. to a good ol' fashioned Chi-town …

Come sail away.. Come sail away.. Our Top 10 Video Games of 2012!

Hey, hey, hey. Happy New Year. You know, the Rev's had a pretty decent New Year's. Was able to completely make an ass out of myself in the Happy Ending Employee World Shuffleboard Championship at.. uh.. Barney's Beanery on Sunday night (after viewing a great Patriots shutout over the 'Phins); made some good money watching …