KING’S WATCH #1 [Review]: One Rolex II Rule the World!

Dn, dn, dn ,dn, dn, dn, dn, dn, Flash (and Phantom and Mandrake), a-ah, savior of the universe. Flash, a-ah, you saved every one of us. Sitting here blasting Queen, perusing retro/future websites, and learning about the real life Mandrake the Magician, Leon Mandrake, your chill Padre of the comicsphere finds himself wishing he had …

Fantasy Football [Recap/NFL Week 2 Preview]: 7 after 7 after 7…

...but no Lucky Number Slevin for me in Last Vega$ this past weekend. Unless, of course, you want to talk about my second favorite player in the league (after Tom Terrific) in the Eagles #7 having a nice return to glory. What happened to dem boys on the field Thursday, Sunday and Monday? Let's get …

DC vs. Marvel [FACE-OFF]: It’s the ‘Battle of the’ EARTHS, ‘Forever’!

Having witnessed Marvel's Infinity pulverize DC's Trinity "War" just a mere 2-weeks ago, we're back with yet another Face-Off between the Big 2. In one corner we have GHG's resident DC man, Friar-I-want-to-be-a-Minister Gabe Carrasco, and in the other, the Giant-of-Marvel, thinks-he's-the-fairest-in-the-land-of-the-nerd, "The Apostle" Lance Paul. This week sees the DCU’s most dastardly players taking …

Fantasy Football [Recap/NFL Week 1 Preview]: Auto-Drafting Our Str8 Way II Hell!!

"Monsignor" Travis Moody: Ever play a Fantasy Football league with 3 wide receivers? Of course you haven't. Welcome to the Wacky World of GodHatesGeeks, where nothing -- not even the virtuous land of fantasy sports -- is ever the same. Rough draft for everyone who actually drafted across the board, huh? Billy "The Mad Monk" …