THE AVENGERS [Review]: A ‘Smuldering’ Masterpiece.

Major spoiler alert, you’ve been warned. Major spoiler alert, you’ve been warned: Spider-Man and Wolverine do not appear in this movie. Repeat. Spider-Man and Wolverine do not appear in this movie. You were warned, weren’t you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOrNdBpGMv8 Now that I got rid of the majority of diehard comic nerds who shouldn’t be reading this until May …

Don’t admit you’re a nerd. It just means DOOM!

[audio:https://godhatesgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/The-Devils-Rejects-Song1.mp3|titles=The Devil's Rejects Song]Everyone these days wants to be a nerd. A dweeb. A geek. It's the new cool. Hell, I just got back from a hike with a hot chick complete with twin poodle dogs, pink hat and matching twinkle-dink SUV. She told me geeks were cool. I'm watching "Green Lantern: The Animated Series" on …