STREET FIGHTER – ASSASSIN’S FIST [Review]: A ‘Surrrrre-Youuu-KEN’!!!

Thou shall not adapt a video game to film. Time and time again we’re shown why this commandment exists: To protect us. Nothing causes a stir in the congregation more than the news that another game-to-film adaptation is in the works. One of the main culprits? The Street Fighter series. We all remember how terrible, yet …

AGENTS of S.H.I.E.L.D. [Season 1 Finale Review]: The Grateful Alive.

Just in time for the announcement that ABC was moving Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to a 9 p.m. time slot for the show’s second season, the MCU’s first television series finished off its premiere season with a bang. Well, a few bangs, a couple of explosions, several melee combos, and a rib stab. Yeah, that’s right. …

PENNY DREADFUL [Series Premiere Review]: Quite the ‘Bond’ing Experience!

Although Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan and Sean Connery don't have roles in Showtime's new scare-series Penny Dreadful (however rad that would be!), there's quite a band of Bond vets that take precedent here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCb3p4z3mF8 Former 007 himself, Timothy Dalton (The Living Daylights, License to Kill), plays the progressively anguished Sir Malcom Murray, only to be outdone by former …

24 – Live Another Day [Season 1(/9?) Premiere]: Worst Week Ever.

And cue that timer… Just in the nick of time, too, because there’s no time like the present for the timely return of the time-honored tradition of TV’s favorite “race-against-time,” timing the exploits of a man out of time… Sorry… I made a bet with our editors to see how many times I could fit …