TAMMY AND THE T-REX – THE GORE CUT [Woeful Worship]: Welcome to Jurassic Schlock.

Once again, I've got a tale from the Before Time, before the Unmentionable Time. Before the Big-C. Back when the outdoors was for walking and venturing, and not just for running screaming to the supermarket, as quickly as you can, before the pox got you. Back when the Alamo Drafthouse, in Albee Square, Brooklyn, New …

THE ASTROLOGER [Woeful Worship]: Spectacular! Thrilling! Different! What The Fuck?!

Greetings from the internet, fellow geeks and geekettes. Now that SDCC has come and gone, and we here at GodHatesGeeks have rocked it with as much coverage as you could shake a stick at, we're gonna get fuckin' weird. This past weekend, at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema, I had the dubious pleasure of witnessing one of …

ELVES [Woeful Worship]: Tis the Season to Summon Demons! Fa la la la la!

Happy holidays, fellow geeks. While I had intended to look at a Lifetime Christmas movie (oh, worry not, I'll be hitting up those insane nuggets in no time), I took a drunken trip to 1989, where director Jeffrey Mandel unleashed the unintentionally shitty Elves into our yuletide lives. Do you love schlocky, shitty, what-can-only-mockingly-be-called-"horror" movies …