SOUTH PARK: THE STICK OF TRUTH [Review]: A Vulgar Display of…Poo-Poo-Power.

Screw you guys. I am goin’ home to open up a S’more Schnapps and find me a Stick.

Uhhhhhhh... uhuhuhuh... when exactly IS.. uh.. Winter COMING, Beavis?

Uhhhhhhh… uhuhuhuh… when exactly IS.. uh.. Winter COMING, Beavis?

[The following review is rated “ARR” for pirates, fuck you!]

So, I have been watching this episode of South Park for over 8-hours now, and let me tell you, The Stick of Truth is the greatest South Park has ever been.

I’m sorry, did I say.. watching?

I meant playing.

Other than some unfortunate glitches on the PS3, Matt Stone & Trey Parker‘s new game is…something quite amazing but nevertheless uneasy to describe. Thus, your almighty geek-”Father” will have to just make up a word: “chocolatesaltyfaithplussupercearealbepraisedfishticks.” For one, I know you may have heard and read over and over again how Stick looks like an episode of South Park, but let me tell you: IT FUCKING DOES. Secondly, I am geeking out all over this game.

Let’s start off with some backstory. For the few dummies who haven’t watched the Fellowship of the Lord of the Rings or the very recent “Black Friday” trilogy episodes of SP yet, this game may confuse you. Like, not knowing why everyone is dressed up so weird and who has become what class or race? I suggest you watch those episodes now for free at South Park Studios, if you fall under this category.

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